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How drunk are you? (Sweden)

The whole ladder, and the moments where you have to pick a rung out loud.

Short answerIn Stockholm, say på snusen — Slightly tipsy.

Från på snusen till plakat.

Sweden grades this finely and talks about it plainly. The one to learn first is full — it means drunk, never "full" as in fed.

The scale, bottom to top

  • på snusenSlightly tipsy.
  • salongsberusad"Parlour drunk" — pleasantly, presentably tipsy.
  • dragenMerry.
  • berusadIntoxicated — the formal word, the one on the signs.
  • fullDrunk. Never "full" as in fed — that is mätt.
  • packadLoaded.
  • asfull / skitfullHammered.
  • kanonfullAbsolutely gone.
  • plakatBlackout drunk.

Saying where you're at

Q Hur mår du? — How are you doing?

  • A Lite dragen, men bra. — A bit merry, but good.
  • A Helt nykter än. — Still completely sober.

They'll say Skål då! — Cheers, then!

Q Hur mycket har du druckit? — How much have you had?

  • A Tre — jag är på snusen. — Three — I'm slightly tipsy.

They'll say Det låter lagom. — That sounds about right.

Q Jag tror jag är full. — I think I'm drunk.

  • A Drick lite vatten. — Have some water.

Q En shot till? — Another shot?

  • A Nej, jag är rätt packad redan. — No — I'm pretty loaded already.

They'll say Ingen fara. — No harm done.

Q Jag har fått nog ikväll. — I've had enough tonight.

  • A Helt okej, sluta du. — Completely fine — stop, then.

Q Är din kompis okej? — Is your friend okay?

  • A Hon är asfull, jag tar hem henne. — She's hammered — I'm taking her home.

They'll say Behöver ni taxi? — Do you two need a taxi?

Q Igår var jag helt plakat. — I was completely blackout last night.

  • A Det märktes. — It showed.

Q Klarar du dig hem? — Can you get home all right?

  • A Ja, jag tar en taxi. — Yes, I'll get a taxi.
  • A Ärligt talat, nej. — Honestly, no.

They'll say Jag följer med. — I'll come with you.

Slowing down & getting home

Q Vill du ha en till? — Want another one?

  • A Jag tar en paus. — I'll sit one out.

They'll say Helt lugnt. — Absolutely fine.

Q Bara vatten för mig, tack. — Just water for me, thanks.

  • A Kommer strax. — Coming right up.

Q Jag kör, så jag dricker inget. — I'm driving, so I'm not drinking.

  • A Bra jobbat. — Good on you.

Sweden's limit is 0.2 — effectively nothing at all. Saying you're driving ends the conversation on the spot.

Q Kom igen, en till bara! — Come on, just one more!

  • A Nej, verkligen inte. — No — really, no.

They'll say Okej, okej. — Okay, okay.

Q Jag behöver något att äta. — I need something to eat.

  • A Korv vid tunnelbanan? — Hot dog by the metro?

Q Det får räcka för mig. — That's it for me.

  • A Ska jag följa med ut? — Shall I come outside with you?

Q Ta ett glas vatten emellan. — Have a glass of water in between.

  • A Ja, bra idé. — Yes — good idea.

They'll say Jag hämtar. — I'll fetch one.

Q Kan du beställa en taxi åt mig? — Could you order me a taxi?

  • A Jag fixar det, vänta inne. — I'll sort it — wait inside.